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why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
by Hey birch December 8, 2020
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why was you born?

Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted
Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.
by Hey birch December 8, 2020
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you

by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Convalesce You

Think of "Convalesce You" as a secular alternative to the customary "God Bless You" or "Bless You" one might say in response to another's sneeze. "Convalesce" means to recuperate, recover, or regain one's health. Saying "Convalesce You" (rendered as a 3-syllable con-vless-you) in response to a sneeze satisfies the social norm of not disregarding another person's sneeze, without invoking any Gods or representing any authority to confer blessings.
AHHH AHHH AHHH CHOOOO!!! Convalesce You!
by texlex61 December 10, 2020
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You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020
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The day you get to slap the shortest person you know
My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know
by Zulleth December 11, 2020
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Alabama of you

Refers to acts or thoughts of an incest nature.
Person A: Damn my cousin is hot
Person B: Damn bro, that's pretty alabama of you.
by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020
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