Skip to main content

man or bear

a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.
I asked her "man or bear" and she was the only girl by far to pick the man
by keyboard8 August 8, 2024
mugGet the man or bear mug.

Aloe Vera Man

Slaws Friend
Slaw and Aloe Vera Man going to have a man date.
by Zariez August 8, 2024
mugGet the Aloe Vera Man mug.

Yeehaw Man

1. Referring to a person who commonly gives bias reviews of Tools/Machinery. They commonly misuse tools/machinery and then complain about it not working on social media. When making tool/machinery reviews they will go easy on the brands they like and trash, misuse, etc the brands they don’t like. Most of the time they aren’t actually tradesmen and are just trying to create a platform to get free demo equipment from companies/dealerships. They often talk in a condescending yet stupid way.

2. A dodgey tradesman who thinks he knows everything about the trade he is in and is an “expert” but in reality is a conman or a complete idiot. Usually a condescending Asshole/Dickhead/Prick/Meathead.
1.

Hey have you seen the new <insert YouTuber> video, “WHY ILL NEVER USE JOHN DEERE AGAIN”

Yeah he fucking wrecked that tractor, totally overloaded it, he’s a total fucking Yeehaw Man don’t trust anything he says.

2.

The mother in law had a builder do her kitchen, it’s not even a year and it’s falling apart. I tried to warn her that lad was only a chancer. A total fucking Yeehaw Man.
by ShoweraBastards August 17, 2024
mugGet the Yeehaw Man mug.

The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"
by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023
mugGet the The Phantom Watermelon Man mug.

Mr Big Man

When your girl calls you Mr Big Man she then thinks that you are a "strong man" and you can throw her around easily.
by Mr-Big-Man January 17, 2023
mugGet the Mr Big Man mug.

Poor Man Ike Syndrome

A term that references Ike’s straightforward gameplan in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. Used to describe an overly simple or very ordinary individual.
“I did meet Robert last night, yeah. Must say, he wasn’t all that interesting.”
“True. Suffers from a little Poor Man Ike Syndrome.”
by Sivilion January 17, 2023
mugGet the Poor Man Ike Syndrome mug.

Trailer park man bag

The trailer park man bag consists largely of plastic shopping bags, carrier bags, or plastic grocery bags, but can otherwise refer to any bag people would otherwise not think to use twice. The trailer park man bag can commonly re used as a mans means of moving or transporting objects such as a laptop, mouse and keyboard. cheese factory, Sendix, feet farm but not farm and fleet bags provide reasonable bags for this title and are more desired than those from Piggly wiggly, metro market and Aldis.
1. Are you seriously about to take that Trailer park man bag onto the plan as carry on luggage AGAIN?

2. here comes that grumpy old man with his newest Trailer park man bag he's always dragging to work
by jade_electric January 18, 2023
mugGet the Trailer park man bag mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email