I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024

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I myersed myself

To screw yourself over in cards. ”

Also always in the friends zone.

“Ah shit, I Myersed myself!”

by Shakes224 August 7, 2023

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Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said

You're not winning a conflict against me. You're not doing my strategy by doing this to me. To the extent that people ARE doing it they are thriving and surviving. But this is not that. You are trying to add parameters to my situation that do need to be there and you have no right to impose. Because I framed whether or not your kids were murdered by the weaponized schizophrenia as a game that we either both win or we both lose and WE FUCKING LOST because of you and NOT ME. Or broke even at least. I mean, I need the 3rd party verification to do any more than I did and all you did was tell people that I was lying for attention.

Hym "Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said. This isn't whatever the hell you are trying to call it and it is, in fact, the thing I said it was."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

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i bet theres no definition for this

Yes there is, and it's right here you troglodyte.

Something someone types into the search box to try and outsmart the dictionary.

If you'd have used some punctuation in your search, you wouldn't have had to see this. Now suffer, mere mortal.

Nigga 4th wall break, the dictionary has a definition for "i bet theres no definition for this"

by John Deere 9860 STS combine September 17, 2020

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