A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
Get the blind man's blizzard mug.When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
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Get the Man thot mug.When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007
Get the The man in the iron mask mug.A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé
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Oh you're a feminist but believe a man should always pay for a first date. And then cry when you're told otherwise... You miss are a menstrual man muncher.
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