Look at that Man-Muffin.
by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022

A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025

by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

-like an e-boy but older yknow
-only has a total of 4 insults in her dictionary:
"retard"
"your down syndrome is showing"
"nigger"
"dumbass"
-like fr bro become original
-likes sped up music to cater to her adhd tiktok brain
-troll
-compettive
-dark humour
-believes shes better than salsabeel thats crazy bro
-shes also allergic to her science teacher
-randomly goes onto random servesrS (UNDER HER FREIDNS ACCOUNT!!!) and starts fights lol
-only has a total of 4 insults in her dictionary:
"retard"
"your down syndrome is showing"
"nigger"
"dumbass"
-like fr bro become original
-likes sped up music to cater to her adhd tiktok brain
-troll
-compettive
-dark humour
-believes shes better than salsabeel thats crazy bro
-shes also allergic to her science teacher
-randomly goes onto random servesrS (UNDER HER FREIDNS ACCOUNT!!!) and starts fights lol
by iknowwhereyoulive@69street December 3, 2023
