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Tanjong Katong Girls School

everyone here is super intimate. Closest friend group you'll ever find. but theres a lot of drama so just hide in the toilet the whole day or go to the library. In this school you will never find inner peace but hey? You're having fun?

Terrifiying tbh. Each batch is scared of each other and we're so loud the sec 4s can hear the sec 1s.
Tanjong Katong Girls School new motto: Demure and resolute? More like resolute and Terrifiying
by ethan nakamuras little sister February 22, 2022
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friends at a new school

people who you hang out with to make you seem less lonely
friends at a new school has been defined :)
by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 16, 2017
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Shanghai High School International Division

Shanghai High School International Division=SHSID=Study Here, Sleep Is Deprived

One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.

Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.

Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.

Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.

But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"

Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"

John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"

Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
by Cardan_Greenbriar_my_bae September 9, 2022
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sChOOL gamer

The guy who takes his pc to school to play Fortnite.
Guy 1: oh you're such a sChOOl gamer!
sChOOl gamer: STFU im playing Fortnite.
by Potetus March 8, 2018
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Stevens Middle School

Rectangles, circles, ovals, triangles, and E.
by BiB NiBBa June 15, 2018
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school

A prison that every person is in for about 12 years at average. A school is also known as a place to get your education from.
" School is really important to your education Little Jimmy. "
by JonahIS_aLiar May 8, 2022
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