i

Wow, such a way with words... I'm.... shocked! it feels like your keyboard has such been sent from heaven, approved by the angels above! Please keep this kind message in your mind, for it is special and who knows what it might become..

"Hey, Janet, do you want to go to the nearby burger store?"
"i"
"You.. amaze me"

by Loownahh August 2, 2021

I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

I

A Christmas Eve pout…
I may have…
Sorry, I need to get it out.

I miss 2022…
Things moved…
And they made sense…
Now, if they do

It is by one or two…
And then you have minimal responses when a message I send…

You know I can talk a lot…
And then I thought moving different numbers was you…
But that doesn’t seem anymore so true …

Overthinking it may be…
First time for everything …
I had to chuckle on that one too :)
It would help if I wasn’t rationalizing with myself…

How about you rationalize with me:)
This is something I would love to see…
And quiet I may finally be…
Arms and those eyes

Have the key!!
❤️🔥❤️🔥
I love you!!!!
Always❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 23, 2024

I

A heart you see…
To remind you…
I love you with everything!!!!

Always

I do….
Always
I will❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 February 10, 2025

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

I

The word that girls and women use the most, used to address themselves, followed by something not purely sexual or fetishistic in nature

I'm a woman and I'm tired of men objectifying me.

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 January 17, 2025