self humor sam

Also known as "SHS"-

A person who laughs at their own jokes or comments before anyone else has a chance to react. Most of the time SHS's material is NOT funny in the least. It is usually based around simple everyday tasks, such as getting a cup of coffee.

Also, SHS laughs at NOBODY else's jokes. He will just stare at you and try to make you feel as stupid as possible.

If Self Humor Sam laughs after someone else's joke, it is usually because he is thinking of something he said earlier.

Common side effects include: helmet hair, wife who acts as secretery, weekend biker, ugly teeth, attracts all skanks in workplace
you: (tells punchline to good joke)
Self Humor Sam: ........(blank stare)
I'm playing in a poker tournament
this weekend. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!
by bartok January 13, 2006
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Sam Smith o'clock

On a night out, Sam Smith o'Clock is the point at which the first person leaves. It can be at any time during the night and any individual, but will always be known as Sam Smith o'clock.
Person 1: Did you know Jamie's gone home?
Person 2: Noway! - I guess it's Sam Smith o'clock!
by Mark McIver August 13, 2007
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sam e danger

A very good looking lad, he is the lead singer of an english band called Test icicles
Fat Emo Girl Fag: Hey, whos the fit singer of test icicles?
Fan: sam e danger you fat emo fag
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Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. From a wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD".
I hope you enjoy the ride...I am!
Jimi
by staccato brainstem February 15, 2005
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Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.
Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
by TontoTheScalper May 03, 2011
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seb sam mey

An white boi with sexy hair. He beats his meat even in november and doesn't touch it in december. He's spent over a thousand euros on coc and really sucks at cod. He really likes Sweden but doesn't admit because syver would piss on him if he admitted.
seb sam mey: An white boi with sexy hair. He beats his meat even in november and doesn't touch it in december. He's spent over a thousand euros on coc and really sucks at cod. He really likes Sweden but doesn't admit because syver would piss on him if he admitted.
by The Fake Boi December 04, 2018
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WENT COMPLETELY SAM

WENT COMPLETELY SAM: IT MEANS TO ANALYSE A PERSON'S WORK TO THE DEPTHS AND GIVE AN APPRECIATING FEEDBACK.
WHEN I SHOWED MY PAINTING TO JAHANARA SHE WENT COMPLETELY SAM ON ME.
YESTERDAY, I WENT COMPLETELY SAM ON SEBASTIAN AFTER HE PLAYED HIS NEW SONG FOR ME.
by WORLD FAMOUS CLOWNBOY January 09, 2021
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