Also known as "SHS"-
A person who laughs at their own jokes or comments before anyone else has a chance to react. Most of the time SHS's material is NOT funny in the least. It is usually based around simple everyday tasks, such as getting a cup of coffee.
Also, SHS laughs at NOBODY else's jokes. He will just stare at you and try to make you feel as stupid as possible.
If Self Humor Sam laughs after someone else's joke, it is usually because he is thinking of something he said earlier.
Common side effects include: helmet hair, wife who acts as secretery, weekend biker, ugly teeth, attracts all skanks in workplace
A person who laughs at their own jokes or comments before anyone else has a chance to react. Most of the time SHS's material is NOT funny in the least. It is usually based around simple everyday tasks, such as getting a cup of coffee.
Also, SHS laughs at NOBODY else's jokes. He will just stare at you and try to make you feel as stupid as possible.
If Self Humor Sam laughs after someone else's joke, it is usually because he is thinking of something he said earlier.
Common side effects include: helmet hair, wife who acts as secretery, weekend biker, ugly teeth, attracts all skanks in workplace
you: (tells punchline to good joke)
Self Humor Sam: ........(blank stare)
I'm playing in a poker tournament
this weekend. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!
Self Humor Sam: ........(blank stare)
I'm playing in a poker tournament
this weekend. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!
by bartok January 13, 2006
On a night out, Sam Smith o'Clock is the point at which the first person leaves. It can be at any time during the night and any individual, but will always be known as Sam Smith o'clock.
by Mark McIver August 13, 2007
LSD. From a wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD".
by staccato brainstem February 15, 2005
Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
by TontoTheScalper May 03, 2011
An white boi with sexy hair. He beats his meat even in november and doesn't touch it in december. He's spent over a thousand euros on coc and really sucks at cod. He really likes Sweden but doesn't admit because syver would piss on him if he admitted.
seb sam mey: An white boi with sexy hair. He beats his meat even in november and doesn't touch it in december. He's spent over a thousand euros on coc and really sucks at cod. He really likes Sweden but doesn't admit because syver would piss on him if he admitted.
by The Fake Boi December 04, 2018
WENT COMPLETELY SAM: IT MEANS TO ANALYSE A PERSON'S WORK TO THE DEPTHS AND GIVE AN APPRECIATING FEEDBACK.
WHEN I SHOWED MY PAINTING TO JAHANARA SHE WENT COMPLETELY SAM ON ME.
YESTERDAY, I WENT COMPLETELY SAM ON SEBASTIAN AFTER HE PLAYED HIS NEW SONG FOR ME.
YESTERDAY, I WENT COMPLETELY SAM ON SEBASTIAN AFTER HE PLAYED HIS NEW SONG FOR ME.
by WORLD FAMOUS CLOWNBOY January 09, 2021