creampie kid

A kid who had their mother impregnated during a porn film

I found online a video of my mom and dad fucking.. I was conceived at that moment.. Im a creampie kid?

by kullll kid May 12, 2016

Awkward Kid

kid or kids who commit a faux pas on a frequent basis thus making them appear awkward

did you see that awkward kid with the high heel and shorts at school?

by Alex J.G. January 1, 2009

Gacha-Kid

A person who alienates from being a normal , being healthy person and plays gacha life.

Person 1 "one I am a Gacha-kid."
Person 2 "touch some grass!"

by PC Spice March 5, 2022

poop kid

The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.

One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.

The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.

The poop kid was never identified...

Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"

Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"

by WeCouldn'tEvenTurnItOn August 17, 2011

Coffee Kid

One of those "Ultra-Mature" 15 year olds that sits in Starbucks with his laptop on the free Wi-Fi, rocks a golfers hat and Ray Ban sunglasses, pretends to be investing in his 401K and thoroughly checks E-Trade as if he was in a midlife crisis.

Greg - "Man, look at that coffee kid, every time I try to buy some diapers for my kids at Target, I gotta look at one of those losers sitting in the Starbucks that they put in. Look at that hat, check out his pea coat......what a loser.....

by Mr. Warren June 16, 2011

Band Kid

A minor, usually a High Schooler, who is in their school’s band club/marching band. They are known for being painfully unfunny and cringy

Person: Hey how are yo-

Band Kid: Amongus, Ligma, Candice, Sugondeez, Obama, Your Mom, DEEZ NUTS

Person: ...

by Rhyttiahh July 23, 2021

radio kid

A person (male or female) that dosent have much musical independence/ diversity. Very commonly when listening to music is just listening to the radio. Also if they are listening to their Ipod or mp3 player, they only have what has been played on the radio recently. (kesha, katy perry, lady gaga etc.) The biggest reason someone maybe a radio kid is because of their lack of interest in music. They may be teased for it by others, but no one really cares. Also they commonly have nick names that stick to them and become almost "natural" and respond to that nick name faster than their real name. They enjoy skateboardsand bikes but their favorite form of transportation is a scooter. (this is mainly for radio kids aged 10-15) They are usually pretty mainstream and kind of have a Justin Bieberish looking.....but are usually pretty cool kids. A perfect example of a radio kid is a freshman at kenowa hills. His name is eddie but everyone calls him "patches".

Patches (radio kid): hey guys i was listening to the radio on my ipod while i was doing bunny hops on my scooter when i heard the coolest song by chris brown, man hes my hero!
Hipster and socialy confused kid: OK whatever patches!!

by state101 May 7, 2011