Robert

Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.

Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.

by LuckyLeo1111 November 21, 2023

Robert

Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.

someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me

by diecryhate November 22, 2021

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

Robert

A very stunning, funny, and caring person. A person who gets all the ladies and could steal your girl. He is very easy to talk to. A little bit awkward though other than that, a very good friend.

That other day was soooo much fun. You have to be a Robert.

by i knee'd a daddy January 22, 2022

Robert

best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo

"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"

by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024

Robert

His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)

Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!

by OhYeahDaddy12 April 04, 2023

Robert

Is a funnee man who's is very tall with a huge weiner and a big brain he also like lasagna

Sarah: Have you seen Robert?
Michelle: Yeah his cock is massive

by Marketparrakeet January 31, 2022