scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.
I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.
by Bored Office Worker October 16, 2008
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internet explorer

The browser in which many used to gaze upon porn with, though now it is all the other browsers skanky twat.

The browser in which you can download many viruses and bugs and glitches.

And older version of firefox, still slow and prone to disappointment.
Mike still uses internet explorer that's why he never gets his projects done in time
by mayothepotato January 17, 2017
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internet trendoid

individual who is a basement dweller or shut-in of some sort who scouwers the internet for ways to be cool. usually ends up with plastic-lensed cameras and a fondness for james blake.
have you heard? chillwave is no longer just an internet trendoid genre.
by blairiair August 13, 2011
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rewiring the internet

rewiring the internet took longer than we thought
what they changed it again?
by the best October 16, 2003
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Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.
Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009
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internet bestfriends

Elma and Lucy are internet bestfriends.
by Elma the dumb blonde April 21, 2020
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Internet Lynch

The act of lynching someone through the internet when said person commits a act of total stupidity.
An Internet Lynch occurred in my chat room when someone said the capital of the United States was Seattle.
by Luke Flashman Adams September 14, 2010
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