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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024
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Putin’s Bubble Blower

When you cum in a Russian hookers asshole and have her blow cum bubbles out of her asshole.
I had a girl do the Putin’s Bubble Blower last night.
by Pastor Diddy March 22, 2025
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Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.
1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Cum bubbles

When you cream pie a girl and she quifes
Cum bubbles are "Oh those cum bubbles taste so goood"
by TheCam18 September 4, 2016
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Bubbles

Last night i took a bath with bubbles.....bubbles is the girl next door :3
by juju10614 September 1, 2010
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bubble bath

“aye boys let’s have a bubble bath later

“that bubble bath later will be lit”
by loganewport July 23, 2023
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bubble tits

bubble tits in the shape of a bubble, perfectly circular.
"Wow, you have such good bubble tits!"
by Danny b loves to pee March 27, 2022
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