Woman

A disease ridden, lustful, and outright deplorable entity known for its deconstruction of security, and highly infamous for their opaque sense of communication.
They're also usually retarded, but make mean sandwiches.

"I tried to court with a woman, but they took me to court instead."
"Hey, do you know the best way to ask out a woman?" - Me
"No, they are mighty elusive creatures, I'm afraid. Proceed with caution." - A wise man

by xKire November 12, 2023

woman

Adult or elderly person of feminine gender with 100% feminine biological sex.

Woman.

by Hebrovuskrab February 16, 2025

Small dick woman energy

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.

You not responding to me right now, is giving me small dick woman energy.

by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023

Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial

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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome

by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022

woman

objects

Woman: We arent objects
White Guy: you are

by amogusburgler February 6, 2022

dervish woman

A dervish woman is a woman who is dhulbahante

she's a dervish woman!

by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2020

40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 17, 2023