Pink Turtleneck

(noun): A southern euphemism for vagina, like "pocketbook." Also it is important not to air dry your pink turtleneck as it can cause it to mold up and grow yeast, so only pat it dry instead.

Credits: Selena L., Kristy C., Janice D., Kate P.

Girl 1: "Hey girl! I'm so itchy down there today!"

Girl 2: "Ah. You must have air dried your pink turtleneck again. Didn't anyone ever tell you air drying makes it mold and yeast up?"

Girl 2: "It's all in the patting I tell you!"

Girl 1: "Oh like this?" *pats her turtleneck vigorously*

Girl 2: "Yep. See you're a natural!"

Girl 1: "Wow I'm so good at this" *continues to rub feverently*

Girl 2: "Okay you can stop now."

Girl 1: "No I should keep practicing. You can help me if you'd like."

by CLYLPNY May 25, 2012

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a pink skin

Someone with pale, pink-tinted skin. May or may not have red hair.

John McCain is a pink skin.

by bickbrad May 22, 2009

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pink vitamin

The female gentials.

My vagina looks like a pink vitamin

by cad January 24, 2007

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pink wrinkle

The view of ones anus,sphinkter of odie and overall back door or undercarriage.

Due to extensive anal pleasures your mamas pink wrinkle was puffy and lumped with loose hemmorroids. She should be wearing adult pampers soon.

by Fresh Panties March 2, 2008

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pink cigarette

Another word for a women's vagina.
Sexually (eating out)

Steve likes to smoke the pink cigar.
Erin likes to smoke the pink cigarette.

by Caitlin August 11, 2004

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pink shirt

Once a sign of the bloods, invented by rapper Cam'Ron, who has no lyrical skill at all. Pink is turning into the "new black" for goths, and pink is also the new style for higher class people who wear it in collared shirts and ties.

Pink shirts are gaining popularity everywhere, But it is the dumbest style ever, including parachute pants.

by annonymis (or however you spell it) April 13, 2006

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