The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020
Get the Jizz Whoppermug. by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
Get the jizz stringmug. (1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.
by Miles4Daze March 4, 2023
Get the Jizzmug. Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizzmug. “Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
by wageth July 6, 2019
Get the Jizz whackedmug. Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.
by Golove November 6, 2019
Get the Jizz infectionmug. The bestest friend in the whole wide world. This is a person who will be there for you no matter what. She is a person that you would end up in jail with, but it would be so worth it. This kind of person isn't the best speller, but she tries hard and that's good. She laughs at all you're terrible jokes and you can tell each other anything. I love yoouuuu lizard breath!!!!!!
by Ttirbykins September 30, 2011
Get the Zil Thod a.k.a. Jizz Chodemug.