Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021

monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.

Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!

by David Jag November 24, 2013

Shins disease

Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover after getting absolutely destroyed off bud lite.

“Yeah I was in wildwood with my fam slamming bud lites last night and I just woke up with the WORST case of shins disease”

by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019

Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023

Arbi disease.

ARBI DISEASE is basically when you get really really bad explosive diharrea when hanging out with ARBI, if you wann get better you better drink up all that XASH WATER, this diease spreads very fast and affects your smell, your armpits will smell like ghorme sabzi since arbi never showers or brushes the teeth, also you develop oyster syndrom in your tutuz, and you better eat up all that lavashak

omg JAYDENN HAS ARBI DISEASE.

by SLAYYYbadass124 June 25, 2022

Reese's Disease

A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.

Reese's Disease can have many forms, but the most common symptom is a noticeably overweight baby.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

White Mama Disease

The attitude and way you act when you're black and born with a white mom. Often too good for other black people, bougie, or just silly in a bad way.

"You heard about Nick? He has White Mama Disease."

"Dude no way."

"You got WMD, for real."

by mysticnamjoon09 December 12, 2022