Soup Sandwich

A kid that lives across from me that has complete and utter disregard for personal hygiene, constantly smells of decomposing skin and bacteria, eats ogre style, leaving his hands drenched in ranch dressing, never cleans his laundry and wears filthy clothing. This individual does not have the ability to interact well with others due to his slow slurred speech, and wandering eyes. This individual is balding, and the hair he does have, resembles animal fur. He is truly "lost in the sauce"

"Dude, you have ranch dressing all over you hands and face! Your a complete soup sandwich!"

by Bob Sakamano April 28, 2005

Ham Sandwich

1. The best sandwich on earth.
2. A sadwich consiting of ham.
3. Sometimes includes cheese.
4. mondo cool
5. someone's behind
6. yummmmmmm
7. the is no definition #7
8. nor #8

I have a ham sandwich in my pants today.

by ham_sandwich August 10, 2003

porkchop sandwiches

what dude1 is cookin (setting ablaze) when dude2 says "You're not cookin!", and GI Joe dude comes to the rescue, exclaiming, "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!"

"Don't forget your porkchop sandwiches... that I made you..."

by Dav March 5, 2004

sandwich boy

someone who works in subways nearly every day of the week, practically lives in the shop, likes to pretend that the mayonaisse is jizz and constantly smells of cheese.
can also be used as an insult.

dude, that al from denaby is a real sandwich boy.

by Annnonymouse August 27, 2006

Soup Sandwich

A slang street/prison term used to describe the softness in a person who is supposed to be "Stand-up" or "Solid" and clearly, is not.

Someone is supposed to be a lookout in a particular situation, eg; smuggling, smoking,using drugs, and the individual does not or even worse, rats his friends out, he is 'solid like a soup sandwich'.

by carseyjones October 18, 2011

idiot sandwich

when Gordon Ramsay won't stop shouting at random people for being bad cookers and but 2 breads in some random guys face

Gordon Ramsay: WHAT ARE YOU?
Cooker: An Idiot Sandwich

by DesireOfFate June 17, 2020

sandwich bitch

a girl or bitch who needs to pick up the sandwich she ordered in the cafeteria, but does not receive the text message because it was sent to her fathers phone instead of her own... and now her father hates her friends.

"come get your ramwich bitch" or "your sandwich bitch"

or

person1: "your a sandwich bitch"
person2: "I'm a sandwich bitch?"
person1: "yeah..."
person2: "Be right there..!!"

by neysha February 22, 2007