robert

you know robert?
oh yeah, he’s an ass
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Robert

An old math teacher that is obsessed with reading on tablets and trying to be with the trend.has a very ugly dog that looks like a rat and cares about his tablet more. But watch out because he might hit you with his knock off jeep also known as a veep when he is listening to his audio books
Roberts friend:Hey Robert wanna come over

Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep
by Tablet yummy April 26, 2019
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a man how is underestimated he may do bad thing yet he is the greatest loving man who will have people around him to chear him yup with on or two children and screwed up siblings
by 7years November 11, 2018
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The sexiest man that walks on this earth. Is amazing in bed and makes most goes so horned they have wet Panties the second he puts one finger on them. He is a sex god but he is also a super sweet man to have and if he loves you he gives you his whole
Heart but he has been hurt in the past so he struggles to trust women and believe I’m them. Even once he is in love with you he still struggles to believe you love him
Back. But if you ever snag you a Robert hang onto him cause one day he may learn to trust the one he loves again. Just don’t hurt him cause once you do he will
Never trust you again.
My man Robert turned me on so much last night. I am in love with Robert and want to spend my life with him. I wish Robert would learn to believe on my love for him.
by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
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A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
"Oh my god, is that Roberts?!??! I NEED HIS COCK!!!!
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Robert or Rob for short cuz he’s a little shit.Robert is a cool guy expect he will cheat on you jus to simple have a backup girlfriend incase it won’t work out do pici stebou chcipni. He’s the typical curly hair white boy who don’t know his place yet. Chas mri minc chanzalo kar
Random girl: is that a pig

No, it’s Robert
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Robert is great. He has booty
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