This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.
by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021
Get the Rice filthiesmug. Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024
Get the Nigger fry rice in my assholemug. The Rice Master is not one who should be taken lightly. The Rice Master is one with the rice having complete omnipotence over rice and it’s likeliness. The Rice Master knows all.
by The Rice Master March 18, 2024
Get the The Rice Mastermug. Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?
Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022
Get the Cat Ricemug. Signature dish of Mahwah, New Jersey based, ejaculated themed Chinese restaurant Cummy House.
It is made of rice and cum.
It is made of rice and cum.
by Cuminyourassharu July 30, 2021
Get the Cummy Ricemug. The small bits of toilet paper left within the folds of the vagina that transfer into your mouth during the act of cunnilingus.
I went down on that girl from the club and she had a whole meal of cunnilingus rice hot and ready for me.
by DMoneyRich916 October 20, 2025
Get the Cunnilingus ricemug. A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.
by DUk369 February 14, 2012
Get the rice burnmug.