Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.

Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020

Pipe bomb

In the middle of sex, when the male is about to ejaculate, he holds his foreskin in between the base of the thumb and the pointer finger, this way the cum will remain trapped in his foreskin. Now the male squeezes his penis with the rest of the fingers launching a high velocity semen projectile, unusual aiming for the partner

Last night i had sex with Emily, i ended with the pipe bomb. She ended up in the ER

by R.7 October 15, 2020

pipe

literally a bad person in a particular field.

1.the guy piped the ball.
meaning: he played the ball in a wrong way
2.fam,you're a pipe in video games
meaning: you're so bad in playing video games.

by OG Habeeb April 5, 2022

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

brutal pipe murder

The action in which you(Elias Bouchard) kill someone by use of a pipe. Neat, hm?

"Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."

by Buhbyh January 20, 2024

pipe

A complete clown

Garett's an absolute pipe

by theearthworm December 6, 2018

crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015