Crog Pot

Crog pot is a beast. He is swaggy and crazy.

“AYEE LOOK AT CROG POT”
“I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM”

by April 30, 2022

Pussy Pot Pie

When you're eating a girl out and throw upin the pussy, but continue to eat her out.

Girl1: "Some douchebag pussy pot pied me last night"

Girl2: "Ew wtf"

by DICKBALS March 28, 2024

Money shot neti pot

When a man cums so much and so hard , it flows out of a persons nose, thus flushing it out.

He came so much that money shot neti pot cleared my sinuses out last night.

by Chefman43223 April 22, 2022

Insta Pot

What the Instant Pot was called before it was altered due to the mandela effect. (Not to be confused with The Carbonaro Effect).

“Wow, Janice, this chili is delicious!”
“Thank you! I made it in our Insta Pot!”

by peachybaby September 07, 2021

pot-tardy

A person acting erratically, irately and showing signs of withdrawal due to lack of use of Pot

by Pot Head December 07, 2002

pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones March 21, 2016

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat February 01, 2010