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green tights

Any items of female clothing openly worn by men for both their own deviant pleasures and in order to bemuse their colleagues.
Chris is wearing his green tights again today, no wonder he's giggling like that.
by Jezzauk April 7, 2008
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Green Stock

Marijuana bought to later be sold for a profit.
Jim just picked up some green stock if you need to buy a bag.
by ElDiablo August 9, 2005
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Green Scout

The supreme tower in all of Tower Defense Simulator. This tower has 0 reload, and has infinite range and damage. It is so powerful, only new players can use it. New players refuse to sell the legendary Green Scout sometimes because it is way better than the Accelerator, DJ, Command, Minigunner, Sledger and Toxic Gunner.
I heard Green Scout is OP in TDS
by Mr. Smart, the smart. July 25, 2021
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green noser

A person who conspicuously proclaims how environmentally conscious or green they are in order to achieve some measure of notice or status, or to show how much better they are than you.
It does not matter what the specific act of green-ness is, whether or not you support that act. What matters is the tone of the subject (sanctimonious,self aggrandizing).
Green nosers actually do as much harm as good for their cause by associating their behavior with the cause itself.

This does NOT mean that all environmentalists are green nosers, just those that use it as a tool for social leverage.

May also apply to organizations, institutions, and companies. Usually in reference to commercials or some kind of public relations green wash.
Noun: Sure, I'm glad he's into solar power, but does he have to be such a green noser? He just comes off as preachy and condescending.

Verb: Those green nosing jerks made all this fuss about Earth day, then left their biodegradable trash all over the place.
by jwarning April 27, 2009
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Mrs. Green

a little tiny hobbit of a "teacher". really boring and uses "Change, Change!!!!!! too often
mrs. green says... no hats, caps, toques, hoods, no musical devices, cell phones, and NO GUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by shitimatter November 8, 2019
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Green Aliens

Best Gang in GTA purple is a bunch of pussies that have to hack to kill us.
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Green Day

A popular american pop band who were considered sell outs for there album American idiot. However the album was actually against the President Bush of the United States. They came into modern day knowledge because of their song Holiday and Boulevard of the Broken Dreams. They also recently came out with 21st Century breakdown and the first of their 3 planned albums UNO.
by FHKNGJVKH October 18, 2012
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