nut huggers

Tight jeans or shorts worn by a man resulting in male camel toe.

Dave was wearing his nut huggers again. His crotch looked like a vagina!

by Neuro9 October 15, 2008

nut her

engaging in sexual relations with a female; most often a quickly-developing occasion occurring in singularity

Man, that girl was fine. You didn't bang her? Dammit, I would definitely nut her.

Maybe she's a whackjob, but I'd still nut her.

by J.T.-dizzy January 24, 2010

Wheat Nut

A Berkeley style, hippie. Typically ultra liberal. One who thinks higher of a dog or a flower than another human.

Honey, look at those wheat nuts over there.

by pseudo Pete January 26, 2010

Johny No Nuts

Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.

Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!

Gamer 2: Heck yeah...

Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"

by puddin828 October 19, 2009

nut sludge

Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Best to leave relatives out if it.

"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.

"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.

by scodder July 1, 2010

Nut Nectar

(N) the sweet male seminal fluids

after jane blew me, she swallowed my sweet nut nectar

by Rob Brady September 8, 2006

nut junkie

One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.

Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!

by amos quito April 29, 2005