knob job

A total pain in the ass. One whose attitudes and behaviors are negatively affecting a situation.

I can't stand hanging out with Peter today. That guy is being a real knob job.

by tecate April 14, 2006

Dan Job

Performing sexual acts whilst discussing politics and the crisis of today's world.

Daniel gave me a dan job whilst we were in a heated debate about the current economic crisis.

daniel sex politics crisis job

by wickedelphie November 27, 2012

job creation

The act of unzipping one's trousers or slacks.

Even in a slow economy, Clinton was willing to demonstrate his acumen at job creation, even for the unpaid position of White House Intern. His "tally" is surely more than the geckoesque sum total of Mitt Romney's employment strategies.

by Newt's shrunken Newt December 15, 2011

Union Job

When two guys are having sex with a single female and ejaculate all over her backside. Then they smooth it out with their dicks like spackle and wait for it to dry.

Rick and Morty gave Beth a union job last night.

by happyfuntiem January 10, 2021

Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

by aman13 August 1, 2010

Ty Job

When you are having sex and pull out, you remove the condom, but then finish ejaculating on the girls vagina. An optional part is naming your son or daughter "T.J."

OMG he gave me a ty job last night! I thought he pulled out!

by jaunathon January 28, 2016

tint job

when getting a hanbjob, blowjob, the sex, or other sexual activities done in a tinted out lincoln

That party last night was crazy. I getting a tint job in the linc the whole night.

by hard cack October 26, 2011