Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

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Is a person who is bored.

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Home

home is a place where you feel safe loved and protected, its not always a building with four walls and a roof.. sometimes it can be people

They are my home

by j.r.a December 12, 2020

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tomorrow x together

"what feels like home to you?"

"tomorrow x together."

by rylee0304 February 2, 2022

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Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation).

Better Homes and Gardens is one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

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home. the place you feel safe and protected. he makes me feel that way. if somethings bothering me, i tell him. if something makes me happy, i tell him. he makes me feel heard. i dont think i’ve ever felt this way about someone before. but ofc, there’s a stupid skank that’s ruining everything. i am literally so much better than her. shes so ew i swear. he tells me he loves me every. single. day. does he do that to her? i think the fuck not. so she can drive off a cliff for all i care.

he is my home. i love him endlessly.

by 122608 March 20, 2022

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