fuck beans

phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel

fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!

by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003

FUCK SCHOOL

School can suck my ass.

Armani: I wanna kms school sucks.
Solange: yeah me too FUCK SCHOOL!

by ihatemymflife November 22, 2020

Pumpkin Fucked

1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.

2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.

3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.

4. Having had your skull banged out.

Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.

Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.

Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.

by Oily Depths March 28, 2010

straight fucked

Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.

There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.

by bingcrosby July 9, 2009

crisis fuck

Sudden and desperate sexual intercourse emanating from isolation during the Pandemic.

It was unfortunately no more than a crisis fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

beast fuck

to have sex like a wild horny beast.

Jessica just doesn't know that when I finally get to have sex with her. I'm gonna beast fuck the shit outta her.

by jigga jerry December 24, 2008

fuck with you

It means that someone likes you a lot. Like they think you're cool and want to be your friend.
Usually used in the bay area. To show that you really really like someone you say, "I fuck with you too tough" or "I fuck with you hella hard"

"Bruh I fuck with you so hard. You are the homie"

by GD Capo November 12, 2013