five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.

Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "

by Terio Marin June 17, 2016

five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016

Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021

Five elements of hiphop

The five creative and self expressive arts that one in the true hiphop culture would perform the elements being rapping, beatboxing, graffiti, dj'ing, and breakdancing

Yo I mastered the five elements of hiphop I'm truly down with the street life, I'm a urban guru.

by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021

Sympathy High Five

The act of giving a high five to someone who has failed, but deserves respect for the act

Guy: I just tried to repel into this drunk girl's window to give her her underwear back, but her husband shot me and i just got out of jail after 6 years; you didnt even visit me!

Bro: Dude... sympathy high five.

by JustAnotherRappelingBro November 28, 2012

Five Finger Therapy

Getting slapped.

My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.

by Tha Shoe August 26, 2013

Tyson five round

To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.

"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"

by 2ShadesOfNas-T March 28, 2012