Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021

Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material

The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"

by Uncle Joosie April 01, 2022

Camels Five-Skin

When a Four-Skin just isn't enough

Honestly Debra, he was that enormous, it was like a Camels Five-Skin

by DarkEdge47 July 28, 2018

diet high-five

A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand

Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five

by buffbutler October 02, 2010

Five Dollar Hollar

When your broke as fuck and cant afford to buy a bag a coke, you ask your dealer/and or friend for a Five dollar hollar. Equivalent to a hefty key bump or half a line.

While drunk as fuck at the bar...."Yo whats up man? Lemme get a five dollar hollar real quick"

by Chuck Diesel April 30, 2015

five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.

Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "

by Terio Marin June 17, 2016

five finger refund

A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!

“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”

by Terrysuki September 14, 2023