by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 08, 2021
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by Tappenmehard25 March 04, 2017
by Tappenmehard25 March 04, 2017
i’m glad i met Dong Yang to trek at Keppel Bay this time last year, we ended up playing super smash bros whoo!
by bunny box November 22, 2021
A male usually with a height of around 5"3 - 5"5. They typically have large thighs which are very often touched by others though the Alvin usually doesn't like it. Friends with Ayman Saleh, Mo Amkieh, Sam Mattinson, Jake Beament, Johannes Hansen and Luke Burns. Alvin's are into very strange things like hentai such as "Overflow" and "Boku no Pico". He also loves proning. (Mods ik u see this plz let me post this it'll be funny with my friends <3)
Alvin Dong exclaimed "I'm being raped!!!"
by alvin dong September 23, 2024