cock knob

Someone who is completely useless, a loser (generally unemployed). Also, the head of the penis.

That boyfriend of hers is a real cock knob.
My wife just finished polishing my cock knob.

by R.W. Dorcey June 8, 2007

cock hunter

A girl who is always looking for cock...
In some ways, 'makes out' with random guys frequently
or just chases boys, in some cases they are scared of her.
Would always choose boys over friends..
Also known as a Harriet.

Amelia is over there cockhunting with all the Uni guys.. she is such a cock hunter, what the fuck why isnt she over here with us?.. we can tell who her real friends are!

by sushnugh January 18, 2008

blind cocked

the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312

i just totally just blind cocked mikes girlfriend
i went in 312 and saw some blind cocking going on

by Jordan DZ April 22, 2008

loves the cock

Expression for a celebrity who doesn't admit he's gay.

Tom Cruise loves the cock

by Sebastian Be. April 30, 2006

cock a doodle

To leave. Abbreviated form of 'cock a doodle do one'

"Shall we cock a doodle?"
"Yeah, let's do one."

by Cree$e November 15, 2007

Spanish Cock

The biggest penis you will ever see. Cant fit in most vaginas. Girls are in love with it, but scared because of its size. One who has it is usually is the best at everything.

James: "Look at that bulge."
Cole: "Must be a Spanish cock."

by SpanisCockMan69 April 24, 2011

cock tasting

(n) the period of time in a woman's life where she feels the need to totally slut it up. She never actually decides to settle down with a cock- she just tastes a wide variety much like one tastes free samples at Costco.

Almost all women go through a period of cock tasting, and it's most common in females aged 18-24. If you are with a girl who claims to have not engaged in cock tasting, you should beware that it's likely coming soon.

1. "Why did you and Sally breakup?"

"Basically, she decided she wasn't finished with cock tasting."

2. "Dude, I don't understand why Emily is such a shameless whore."

"Well she's 20 and going through cock tasting. What did you expect?"

by Hank Bennet March 15, 2010