by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022
Get the Captain Jack Sparrowmug. Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.
by NotHaggard September 20, 2018
Get the Captain gogglesmug. A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
by anonymous March 31, 2021
Get the captain dumplingmug. When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019
Get the Captain Morganmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Spartamug. When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.
I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!
by ArgggMatey July 14, 2016
Get the Captain Ronmug. by Captain Mess January 23, 2021
Get the Captain Messmug.