sunday candy 

Sunday Candy is the sweet sex you get Sunday night before you have to start your week. It gets you through the week and makes your Monday a little easier.

"Babe, I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, can I get some Sunday Candy?

sunday candy by Datmyshit December 15, 2015

white candy 

Sperm

Do u want me to white candy all over you.

white candy by Helomate October 20, 2017

russian candy 

When a man eats out a girls poon when shes on the rag, and she sucks his dick. They then mix the blood and semen by making out and the resulting mixing fluids look like a candy.

Billy: Dude me and your mom made some sweet russian candy last night!
Kareem: My mom doesn't know how to make candy.
Billy: She does now, she does now.

russian candy by fuckyocouchnigga July 14, 2006

the candy cane 

having sex with a girl whilst she is on her period, then pulling out and then getting head so the blood and cum swirl together to make a "candy cane"
(n)-a candy cane-the dick afterwards
(v)-to candy cane-performing the candy cane

that wench was crazy enough to let me make the candy cane

the candy cane by couldbeacrackhead April 17, 2009

I-Candy

I-Candy is Internet based 'Eye-Candy', consisting of hot chicks or hot guys
(Not to be confused with I-Carly)

"Hey clifford, you got a date for tonight?"
Clifford: "Errrrr, I'm not going out, I'm staying home with my computer, and looking at some I-Candy"

I-Candy by F!$h!e February 4, 2010

butt candy 

As in "Can I have that butt candy" in reference to eating or fucking the ass of a girl with a boombastic booty

"Yo I don't want to date the bitch, I just want to taste the butt candy."

butt candy by Nhaijitszouhou May 22, 2006

Tibetan hard candy 

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

Tibetan hard candy by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006