California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 04, 2021

California Porridge

A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.

"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."

by Word that are the truth February 03, 2020

California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

California

State where child porn is illegal, but art or animations of it is legal.

Hey, move here to California! We got... Legal CP art? Uh...

by ControlledLust April 21, 2023

California Bikini

Noun- The tan lines remaining after a woman strips off her thong swimsuit.

Check out Virginia; she's parading around in her California bikini again.

by ivyvault August 04, 2016

california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

california breeze

when an individuals buttocks are exposed to the open world. aka when someones booty crack is out you call that california breeze

“kyra feeling that California breeze💀”
“there’s that california breeze😹🙏”

by lollywolly April 09, 2023