Cake eater

A person who is rich or has some sort of wealth handed to them. These people usually slid by in society with the help of their parents. These children's don't do much for themselves and get spoiled.. Also most of the time cake eaters are young teenagers.

Loyola Academy students are cake eaters

by Loyola student November 4, 2013

quiff cake

A massive homosexual, or faggot as you can call them.

Haha he's such a quiff cake!

by hectic nigg February 22, 2009

wedding cake

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.

"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"

by fabellaregina May 3, 2006

chocolate cakes

a m.i.l.f or hot woman of the African ethnicity with big butt

bob: hey sally show me those chocolate cakes
sally: bob, we are at work

by by.a technicality May 25, 2018

Anus Cake

A total douche or a painful situation.

"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"

"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."

"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."

"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."

by BallSlapper9000 November 8, 2011

Cake Revolt

A term coined after unfortunate incident in September of 2007. It basically means to defy pigs who abuse their authority and do a fuck up job of protecting citizens of his/her country. A desert made with an array of staples such as; Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Gluten or Starch, Butter or Magarine, Milk or Water and a leavening agent, is the weapon of choice, hence the name Cake Revolt.
Keep in mind, cake ingredients can be changed to suit your revolt. I recommend ;Marzipan or Buttercream and Fruits to finish it off nicely!

RiseofTormented: A Cake Revolt should be used to bust those pigs asses with an nice sugary treat. Don't forget to blow out candles.

by Tormented October 16, 2007

Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019