anal driving

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good

andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”

paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”

by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017

Rage driving

Expressing you feelings of deep uncontrollable anger in a way that all the other drivers around you will know how your are feeling also.

Aggressively maneuvering around cars while shouting obscenities at them for going the speed limit.

A desperate attentpt to get attention.

My sister went through her husbands iPad and found he had been telling other people her personal issues.... The more she obsesses over the messages the more anger build up and she decided to get into her car and go rage driving like she is on a murder mission as a one man wolf pack.

by KrayzieK August 24, 2017

Driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina

We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon

by Chili Peanut February 23, 2019

Taxi Driving

(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive

Taxi drivers are especially good at taxi driving.

by MyPi February 26, 2019

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

king ozwy drive

A Pile Of shit . King ozwy drive is placed in hartlepool and would be considered a shithole .

Main Attraction : The Local Glue Sniffer Benno

Person one : Coming upp king ozwy drive like well go get a 10 and get dizzy as a bat

Person two : yer mate lets go we'll smoke a fatten behind king ozzy shops .
Normal Person runs like fuck

by CHedderCheze December 19, 2018

Drive The Bus

The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.

Michelle: Ow fuck Dillon what was that
Dillon: Sorry honey I just always wanted to drive the bus

by DillyDp22 June 26, 2018