april 26

if you are born on this day you are automatically the biggest asshole to walk the earth

“look at him he looks so mean”
“yeah, i heard his birthday is april 26”

by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022

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April 26

National help a horse day. Go to the store and buy horse treats. TREAT YOUR HORSE LIKE THERE ROYALTY AND THEY MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!

Person 1: I have to go to the store
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!

by hippolotl362 March 24, 2021

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April 26

April 26 celebrates national chicken milk day. A day in which people, regardless of what religions or beliefs, take chicken and pour milk on it. After they do this they consume it and are considered chicken milk kings

Oh my god I am so exited, it’s April 26 and it’s time for chicken milk day. I have been waiting to pour milk onto chicken than eat it for so long.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 08, 2019

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April 26

April 26 is National Lesbian Pride day!

Carey: Hey Hunter, guess what today is?

Hunter: Uh April 26 ?

Carey: Yup! National Lesbian Pride Day!

by !'m @ h0m0s3xu@l February 28, 2022

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April O'Neil

The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.

In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.

Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"

by gargaM0NK April 02, 2022

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