road dump

When you're driving with your significant other, and she puts her ass over your lap and proceeds to shit all over your cock.
"Dad, I got road dump the other day."
by Dr. Allan Pole December 15, 2015
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Pump and Dump

When you and your girl are banging and midway have to poop. So you are sitting on the toilet in missionary, pooping together. The Pump and dump.
Last night Cindy and I were so drunk after B Dubs, we had to Pump and Dump afterwards.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 31, 2016
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dump truck legs

When a girl has fucked up legs that look like they've been run over by a dump truck.
Bygz: Yo, man I slayed this chick last night.
Tariq: Was she hot?
Bygz: Yeah, but she had dump truck legs.
by kreepy guy March 17, 2011
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Roy Halladay Dump

The DOC aka Dump Of Champions. This is the dump to trump all dumps. The dump that gets held in for hours only to be released with class, dignity, and style.
TheMatador - Dude, my stomach was pounding all day at work and I couldn't do anything about it

Preki - What did you do?

TheMatador - took a Roy Halladay Dump when I got home.

Preki - Wicked!
by the_matador March 18, 2010
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Dump n Dash

The act of excreting in a public restroom and immediately exiting without washing ones hands.
Bill just pulled a Dump n Dash, if I were you I wouldnt grab one of those bagles this morning.
by Chunk2 June 16, 2008
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rusty dump truck

a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.
Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.
by lostaccident August 24, 2006
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Pittsburgh Dump Truck

The woman lays on her back while you start shitting on her torso. Next, you proceed to scoot backwards to her face while saying, "beep beep beep" until you finally rest your ass hole on her mouth. This act should only be reserved for holidays or anniversary's.
"Susie will be pleasantly surprised that in her stocking this Christmas is a gift certificate for one free Pittsburgh Dump Truck."
by Scott Haase July 17, 2008
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