Zombie

A person who has been killed, then reanimated. They are dead. Very, very dead. If you come into contact with a zombie you need to do one of two things, or both: 1. Run, 2. Kill it. Either way, you shouldn’t have them near you.

I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.

Me: Hey is that a zombie?
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it

Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.

by tealZ April 19, 2019

Bin Zombies

A sub-species of student that empties their recycling bin at night in a group of 4 or more, wearing pyjamas and groaning like normal zombies.

Friend: "What's that noise?"
Me: "Oh, its just the bin zombies"

by Fidget84 November 16, 2010

Zombied

When a guy doesn't necessarily ghost you. It's in the middle of still a bit of talking, but you're not in a talking stage anymore. In good terms, but not friends.

"This guy just zombied me." "No, I'm not talking to him anymore, he zombied me."

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

zombie philanthropy

A will written in such a way that the dead person donates a substantial amount of money to a charitable trust in a way that shapes the world according the dead persons conditions.

The billionaires have invented zombie philanthropy to assure that their bad ideas in life continue to be funded long after they are gone.

by mlhiss June 26, 2020

clarksburg zombie

One who is out walking the streets at all hrs of the night. usually under the influence of methamphetamine...

Man did you see all the clarksburg zombies at McDonald's and go mart

by Zombie hunter 304 January 14, 2022

Zombies TM

Zombies TM is plants vs zombies but you play as zombies and there’s no plants...

The best soundtrack of Zombies TM is on your lawn.

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus June 6, 2021

acid zombie

A derogatory term used to describe a person with GERD (aka Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease).

If this acid zombie spits acid on my brand new shirt, then he should be given a very heavy form of punitive suffering! Someone call a doctor who can do something for his stomach for once, will ya?!

by GodYesWorldlyDesiresNo May 31, 2020