Fist me

1. To fist bump someone
2. To punch someone in the face

3. Another way to say 'Let's fight'

1. "Hey, bro! Fist me!"
2. "I hope he doesn't fist me, he fists people hard."
3. "C'mon, bro, fist me!"

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 March 30, 2023

mini me

A little you

Awww your daughter is your mini me

by ellieeee.v June 18, 2018

ignoring me

people that will also never talk to me again lmfao

ignoring me= your last time talking to me lmaoo

by dralcc July 10, 2021

mini me

A name for...

1) a mini replica of yourself.

2) a penis.

1) My mini me is coming right this way.

2) Does my mini me have to be like this? Bad doggie.

by xironanime July 26, 2016

Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.

Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.

by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 20, 2016

could not be me

On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g

Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"

by TheTroofth October 26, 2018

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011