toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day

toilet paper gives me an itchy ass

by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 03, 2023

Freaky Toilet

A toilet similar to skibity toilet but this one fucks your butt, like hella crazy anal. Freaky toilet is a skibidi rizzler that rapes your butthole in a good way

Don’t let the Freaky toilet get you

by Ilikejiggyboobears April 18, 2024

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 04, 2021

Slutty Toilet

Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.

Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*

Cooper: Gina..

Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?

Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.

*call ends*

by dorkeylordcoopersian March 28, 2016

Slutty Toilet

A word to describe one's poor internet.

Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!

by AHandsomeGuy March 13, 2016

Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.

Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!

by keknees June 06, 2022

180 grit toilet paper

The toilet paper stores still have.

Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020