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A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen
yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle
by Wiseboy March 21, 2008
mugGet the and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Unclemug.
a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin
i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie
by b-rent December 19, 2004
mugGet the Penis licking monkey testical log rolling unclemug.
A name that represents "black" in la campana. this name was given to a friend so that we can take the piss (even if its not nice^^)
Shamil "Er_Negro" Post Made by: Er_MaKea
by Wahid April 20, 2005
mugGet the shamil akram wahid abdahla mustafa shampika nazeela unclemug.
if ur a watermelon lovin monkey man ur prob related to Quan dale dingle, The og of goofy ahh uncle productions.

if your giving goofy ahh uncle productions then some1 is saying that ur not slaying like at all. L. anway u suck dick and it basically means ur a homo. Nothing wrong with lesbian porn or gay sex tho.
hoe 1: " ur currently giving Goofy ahh uncle productions, you monkey."
hoe 2: well, ( bc hoe 1 uses it/ suck my huge balls self pronouns ) its giving Goofy ahh uncle productions and suck my huge balls self, u should kys. like rn u fucking retard. "
hoe 3: " ooga booga"
by quan daledinglilyton October 25, 2022
mugGet the its giving Goofy ahh uncle productionsmug.

Uncle Ronny

A manipulative, predatory figure who hides harmful intentions behind a friendly, “everybody’s uncle” persona.

An “Uncle Ronny” gains trust through charm and false kinship, often presenting as a caring community member or family-like figure. Behind the scenes, they target vulnerable young people for exploitation, provoke or challenge others to mask insecurity, and may act as an informant for authorities. They often use gossip, rumors, or fabricated “evidence” to blackmail others, creating a climate of fear that keeps them protected and in control.

The term describes someone who:

Pretends to be a safe, familiar figure

Seeks to exploit those with less power

Provokes men to assert false dominance

Collaborates with outside authorities against their own community

Controls through blackmail and fear

In short, an “Uncle Ronny” is a two-faced opportunist who uses trust as a weapon.
Be careful around him — he’s giving real Uncle Ronny vibes, acting friendly while fishing for gossip to use against people.
by Veylan Cross August 12, 2025
mugGet the Uncle Ronnymug.

Uncles meth

When you really like someone so you take them hostage in your moms belly.
Man I really like James, I might show him my uncles meth
by The real gangster December 23, 2020
mugGet the Uncles methmug.

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