Chipper Tits

An Irish term used to describe big flabby breasts on fat women. They are often seen in fast food restaurants a.k.a chippers devouring curry chips and a kebab at 4am after a nightclub.

Any woman who looks like Jabba the Hutt.

In a sentence: "Ah Jaysus! Look at the chipper tits on that one!"

by Nevercomindowninthesunsheeine September 3, 2013

tit-end

A generally foolish or undesirable person, with similar meaning to plain old tit when it's used as an insult. Made more popular after it was used in the TV comedy series Green Wing.

"You're such an idiot, you complete and utter tit-end."

by Bortron September 1, 2006

Jacked To The Tits

When someone is jacked to the tits, they are typically batshit crazy on whatever assets or positions they have. Or, they have an incomprehensible amount of somthing that shouldent be possible.

For example,

Kevins credit card is Jacked To The Tits

Or,

Jamie is Jacked To The Tits on Red Bull

by BounceBirage March 3, 2022

tit-whore

Generic term used primarily only amongst males, in reference to any generic female, regardless of her sexual orientation, but most specifically in reference to well-endowed specimens sporting blouses full of bra-filled funbags. NOT synonymous with "skank" or "whore".

"Hey, you guys, let's go check out the beach/club/mall/etc. for some prime tit-whores, for I have a hankerin' to be sucking on some boobalicious titty-meat tonight, y'all!"

"Woah! How much is THAT tit-whore in the window, fellas?!"

by Professor G February 21, 2009

apple tits

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.

"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."

by chynadoll February 17, 2008

Sticks & Tits

The evening activity game of Sticks and Stones played only in the nude with the exception of sports bras and jock straps.

"Sandy I really like your sports bra"
"Thanks! I bought it especially for playing Sticks & Tits tonight".

"When JC slid into the safe zone, he lost his jock strap and Katy, thinking it was an object for retrieval, sprinted back to her team's side and the pennies won the game of Sticks & Tits"

by Horn Dogs June 21, 2009

tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009