Anthony

as a person named anthony i can confirm all these defenitions are not true

Anthony is a person

by 4lgjheiorjklerhe November 1, 2023

Pulling an Anthony

Riding a bike and someone pretends to run into you scaring you so bad that it kills you

Stop pulling an Anthony!!!

by Fjkbcfbmbghkb June 2, 2018

Anthony

Anthony might be very difficult to conquer, but that’s only because of the great walls in front of his heart. It’s 50/50 once you get a Anthony, if you land on his bad side he could hate you until the earth’s rock crumbles. However if you land on his loving side, you’ll finally feel like you have a companion in a mysterious world. He’s joyous, full of laughter but relaxing all in one combo. He’ll make you feel like his chest is your home with a strong head on his shoulders and a beautiful smile. Be good to your Anthony.

For example:

“Today I woke up with a headache and I told Anthony right away. The next thing I knew he showed up at my house with medicine and soup.”

by Catalinaviol November 22, 2021

Anthony

The hottest boy in the entire world. Just by looking at him you would want to get married, and have kids with. He is just to damn hot

Man look at Anthony.

by AHOOD10 April 4, 2022

kyle anthony

actually the sweetest mf-ing guy ever, probably doesn’t get a lot of pussy, kind of a nerd, but overall someone you really want to be around

also probably a band kid
extra points if he plays the tuba or french horn

Look at him! He’s such a kyle anthony.

by ryuuk_den November 1, 2021

Anthony

Typically slaves to their spouses and offspring, they lack backbone and usually suffer immensely from their 30s onwards, common symptoms include depression and delusion. Friends should brace for a sudden change in personality post their marriage.

We haven't seen him since he got married, he is such an Anthony!

by RoyalSocksRocks November 21, 2021

Anthony

I wake up every morning thinking of you and what it would be like rolling over and see your smiling face. I know we can disagree, and I can make be icy, but you still love me with everything you have. I was scared to love you at first, in fear that you would hurt me or i would hurt you even worser, but I did anyway, and it's the best choice I ever made. Now, the only fear I have is waking up and rolling over and finding out this were only a dream. If this is a dream world, Baby, then don't wake me up because you're the one and only for me fr. Probably the healthiest relationship I’ve ever had. I remember when we first spoke, it was as if we had known each other for years. Our conversations went smoothly. I could not have asked the universe for anything more assuring or hypnotizing than the soothing tone of your voice. We completed one another. You thought that no woman good enough for you existed, and then you met me obvi. I had never met a man that could read through me and explore my inner core. In a way I imagined that I sitting on the floor, your texting me about being on the way home and i decided that I would pretend to be asleep in bed so that you can join me and we lay together as an excuse to hug because im to shy to ask you directly. I dont want our relationship to be Romeo and Juliet, or any such thing. I want it to be ours..real and raw.

“i love u veeeee”
“ don’t call me baby i’m gay remember”
“ now be a good girl and give daddy some love on his toes”
Anthony is so cringe it’s almost godly<3

by V3NUZRULEZ May 23, 2023