Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
Get the Tony Criscomug. Tony is a sweet person who will always make you smile he laugh a lot and it is fun to hang out with he smile brings happiness if you’re a lucky person and he sees you as his girlfriend you’re very lucky Tony is a person who you can trust and would not like to lose he can keep a secret and play around with you he is a cute and handsome person and will always be by your side when you most need it
by Love ❤️ /(don’t be rude December 23, 2019
Get the Tonymug. Gloria and Tony are the best couple ever! They understand each other and are are MADLY in love. Gloria and Tony had their ups and downs but at the end of the day the still love each other. Gloria is a sexy,fine,beautiful young lady, and Tony is handsome, fine dread head.
Gloria and Tony are beautiful together and they should never break up
" Yo bro, have you seen that power coupe? Their great for each other!"
" Yo bro, have you seen that power coupe? Their great for each other!"
by love.meant.to.be January 12, 2024
Get the gloria and tonymug. A typical greek ass motherfucker who has no reason to tryhard in normals, mostly refered as ''Toni''
by OmegaSlav122 February 18, 2022
Get the Tonimug. when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole
by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021
Get the tony cockmug. Toni is a complicated, funny, traumatized, anxious, overly loving, caring, weird, and ambitious person. They love animals, art, music, people who have the same energy, weird things, museums, movies, tiny things, food, traveling, and sweet things. They always crave a good conversation, ramen, snacks, cake, a night drive, star gazing, a good thriller, and rom-coms. Sometimes when you meet a Toni they have a lot of baggage, stories, chocolate, they cry a lot, laugh a lot, hug a lot, have a lot of blankets, and drink a lot of coffee. They only vibe with people who are caring, loving, passionate, weird, fun, blunt, honest, and affectionate. A Toni knows when you’re mad, sad, happy, and lying. Don’t fuck with a Toni because they can be empaths and highly sensitive. Tonis are also down for a good time with good people.
We all need a Toni.
by whathappenedtowaldo November 23, 2021
Get the Tonimug. A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug.