Whale

You.

Guy 1: What am i?
Guy 2: a Whale.

by Scandinavian Viking July 26, 2022

skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.

That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!

by therealdedloc July 17, 2017

Welsh Whale

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!

"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

money whale

Jack

Jack you money whale

by Datboiseb August 22, 2018

whale time

jumping onto someone like a breaching whale

zach said whale time as he jumped onto his friend.

by eatasssmokegrass May 9, 2019

Whale and Chips

What you say when the fish in your Fish and Chips is huge

Some guy: I had Whale and Chips last night
International Whaling Commission: You had what?

by MneneT August 31, 2021

Fish for sperm whales

Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.

by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010