Hammer

Big butt! Fat bootyyyyy

She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)

by Cutienesspelities November 28, 2022

Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018

Hammer the Daddy Pipe

A vasectomy

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!

by WennyDC November 12, 2024

Hammer-fist / Hammer fist

Noun (hammer fist): a striking technique where the attacker's fist is clenched, and the force is applied with the side part of the hand instead of the knuckles

Verb (hammer-fist): the act of performing a hammer fist

Khabib performed a ground-and-pound, taking the other guy to the ground and hammer-fisting the shit out of him.

(Including "hammer-fist / hammer fist" in parentheses because the Urban Dictionary won't let me publish it unless it's said here and I don't feel like using that whole phrase in the example.)

by kxnakoa April 10, 2024

Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

Hammer

A lesbian prosecutor

The Hammer really made a strong case

by Booty Warrior6942069 March 18, 2021

Hammer

a tool often used by carpenters to hit and remove nails

Hey Bobby, can you pass me that hammer over there? I need to attach these two pieces of wood here

by secsmaster May 8, 2022