one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

Snake around the Bush

The act of wrapping the penis around the sac-region. Thus, giving off the appearance of a snake wrapped around a bush. Also, the term reflects the aggression of the penis as a snake and protecting its "two best friends" from the vagina.

"Dood, did you hear TL scared off his girlfriend by whippin' out 'Snake around the bush' ?"

"Dood yeah- she cried for like six hours."

by cannibalcamel May 5, 2010

Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

head full of snakes

Crazy. Full of issues or other baggage.

Dude, I'd hit that if she didn't have a head full of snakes.

by AdamWozniak September 18, 2007

Flying Sex Snake

When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.

John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!

by Jackrocks112 December 23, 2019

alabama snake slide

"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.

steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.

by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008

one eyed snake

Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

by Kiss my ass May 9, 2003