trump slap

When you are repulsed, disenchanted, and exasperated with the level of ignorance a person maintains after calm rational debate and a preponderance of factual evidence ; you just want to give up and slap their senseless ass.

I explained to the young man that if you pour gasoline on a fire it won't go out it will burn even more; he burned down his family home and I trump slapped his ignorant ass when he came over to my house to call the fire department.

by Jenniecolumbia October 30, 2017

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016

Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. So it refers to having rough sex.

Person 1: hey you wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we could do either ;)

by NaughtySquishy November 14, 2021

Rat Slap

The most badass rapper ever. Member of the recently formed "Rat Slap and the Rat Pack" an underground freestyle rap group of ethnically diverse college students, rumored to have been started late at night in a college dorm. Their first album, predicted to be released in 2013 is under the working title, "Rat Trap."

"Dawg, dat Rat Slap be da biggest homie in da hood."

by thisonetimeatbandcamp April 23, 2012

granny slap

A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"

John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.

by thelastcard November 22, 2011

thot slap

When you tap your left wrist two times and then back hand a thot .

I thot slapped the fuck out of her the other day.

by Thotie exterminator June 6, 2018