When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.
"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"
by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016
Get the The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo suprememug. A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
Get the Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbagemug. by I LOVE CORONA!!! :D April 19, 2004
Get the icky icky icky boom bow surprisemug. The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.
I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
Get the Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprisemug. Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
Get the i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards againmug. by FeedyMcFeederson November 16, 2021
Get the They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.mug. by Teamice August 4, 2017
Get the Strawberry surprisemug.