cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016

Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

Badge Slap

When someon huffs on their work badge before slapping you with it.

I was leaning over Ponyboy's cube when chunk got a badge slap on me.

by 231 October 5, 2008

google-slap

someone thinks they have the correct answer or fact and another person proves them wrong by looking up the correct word via the internet or popular search engine.

brandon was cought in a lie when sarah gave him the google-slap with the correct answer.

opposite: brandon looked up the facts in order to avoid the google-slap from sarah.

by upsetguy February 5, 2010

trump slap

When you are repulsed, disenchanted, and exasperated with the level of ignorance a person maintains after calm rational debate and a preponderance of factual evidence ; you just want to give up and slap their senseless ass.

I explained to the young man that if you pour gasoline on a fire it won't go out it will burn even more; he burned down his family home and I trump slapped his ignorant ass when he came over to my house to call the fire department.

by Jenniecolumbia October 30, 2017

Slapping tacos

When two blown out lesbians scissoring

“Where’s Jenny?”
“I think she’s slapping tacos with barb”

by Black and mild September 11, 2019

slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs

i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog

by nik April 30, 2004